i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
you are aware you can take your kids with you when you travel right
i can’t think of anything more horrible or expensive than travelling with children
Rammstein postcards, “Mein Land” photo book.
that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
#paullanders #rzk #richardzk #richardzvenkruspe #rammstein
I can’t get over how true this is. Every fucking time
I’m glad people still like this :)
*makes note of these for future reference*
it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them
Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
this is why i love banksy.
i mean do you see this shit
this stuff is deep
i mean if he grafittis on your building your property value actually goes up